I can’t believe people hate you.
They
say, ‘I can’t believe you eat bacon. It’s so nasty’
Well
I say, ‘No, it’s awesome!’
Bacon,
you can go on almost anything,
You
can go in an omelet,
You
can go on a BLT,
You
go with eggs,
With
a side of toast,
Even
in ice cream!
Bacon,
you even have a burger
Named
after you, it’s called the Baconator!
Your
picture is on Band-Aids and even ties!
But
turkey bacon, don’t think
You’re
so great. You’re just
A
bacon wana –be.
